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15 Hilariously Ridonk Stock Photos of Divorce

divorce, breaking up, stock photography, funny slideshows

It’s magic!

As you may recall from my post 21 Hilarious Stock Photos of Brides, there is some pretty amazing stock photography out there in the world. Thankfully for us, at least half of those hilarious stock brides are going to enter marriages that won’t work out, which leads me to these 15 Hilariously Ridonk Stock Photos of Divorce! Whether we’re talking child custody or splitting the house, the photos below really manage to depict divorce as being as painfully awkward as it actually is.


  • Is he ever going to stop singing Les Miz? 1 of 15
    Is he ever going to stop singing Les Miz?
    Ugh. He wonders why I want to leave him.
  • Now he thinks it’s cute to try his latest puppet play out on me. 2 of 15
    Now he thinks it's cute to try his latest puppet play out on me.
    I just can't live like this anymore!
  • Ah! I knew I never should have married a giant!!! 3 of 15
    Ah! I knew I never should have married a giant!!!
    That's what you get for cheating on me, you little man! What? AM I TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU?
  • Listen. 4 of 15
    Listen.
    Our heads are just no longer in this relationship.
  • Really? 5 of 15
    Really?
    First the shirts, now she's mocking the way I lean? Jesus.
  • Um…. 6 of 15
    Um....
    That's kind of a strange way to propose. But okay! I'll marry you! I'm sure our wedding will lead to happily ever after! I can't read! Wheeee!
  • It’s just … 7 of 15
    It's just ...
    Her milkshake brought me to the yard. And now I don't even want to drink it up!
  • Java: a play in one act. 8 of 15
    Java: a play in one act.
    Her: This coffee is so bad.
    Him: This coffee is so bad.
    Her: I need something richer in my life.
    Him: It's just so bitter!
    Her: I can't say anything.
    Him: I just can't bring myself to say anything.
    Her: (silence)
    Him: (heart attack) ~fin~
  • I want the tiny house! 9 of 15
    I want the tiny house!
    No, I want the tiny house! RAHHHHHH!
  • What’s more important? 10 of 15
    What's more important?
    Children, or property? Oh wait, children are property! NEVER MIND.
  • My toast broke. 11 of 15
    My toast broke.
    And then all my jelly leaked out. =(
  • Hey 12 of 15
    Hey
    We look cute even when we're breaking up, right? Smile more, Benjy! This is gonna go in our "Divorce" album on Facebook!
  • He just wouldn’t wake up. 13 of 15
    He just wouldn't wake up.
    And that was when I realized I could no longer be married to a man who could fall asleep in my hand in public.
  • I like ponies. 14 of 15
    I like ponies.
    I hate ponies! Hrmph.
  • Divorce! 15 of 15
    Divorce!
    Yeah! All the floating hands are doin' it!

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