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15 Questions Men Hate to Answer

Beyond, “Mom, can I have a snack?” there are questions I hate being asked, particularly by men.

From whether or not I’m on my period to what the hell I do all day, questions such as these ballsy and inconsiderate. When my fellow Babble blogger, Marinka tackled 5 Questions Men Should Not Ask Women, my mind wandered toward the flip side.

With a little investigative reporting, I uncovered the questions men most hate being asked by women. Check ‘em out after the jump, and let us know in the comments if you’re guilty of asking them!


  • Do you look at porn? 1 of 15
    Do you look at porn?
    You already know the answer.
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  • Are you done yet? 2 of 15
    Are you done yet?
    If I was I'd be asleep right now.
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Why did you say that? 3 of 15
    Why did you say that?
    Well, let's see...because we were thinking it.
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Are you really going to wear that? 4 of 15
    Are you really going to wear that?
    Nope, we thought we'd dress up and pretend to wear this.
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  • What are you thinking? 5 of 15
    What are you thinking?
    Nothing we feel like talking about, obviously.
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  • Can you hold my purse? 6 of 15
    Can you hold my purse?
    I'd really rather not. Can't we just hide it behind this potted plant?
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Do you think she’s pretty? 7 of 15
    Do you think she's pretty?
    If she was attractive enough for both of us to notice her, I'd say the answer was yes.
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Notice anything different about me? 8 of 15
    Notice anything different about me?
    That would be a no.
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  • Does this make me look fat? 9 of 15
    Does this make me look fat?
    If we ever hope to see you naked again, we'd never answer this question honestly.
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  • What did I just say? 10 of 15
    What did I just say?
    Don't you know?
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  • Do you love me? 11 of 15
    Do you love me?
    We show our love rather than talk about it.
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Where is this going? 12 of 15
    Where is this going?
    Hell if we know but we're game to find out.
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Can you get me some toilet paper? 13 of 15
    Can you get me some toilet paper?
    Yes, we can...but we would really rather not. We could go our whole lives without seeing you on the toilet.
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Mind if I join your friends? 14 of 15
    Mind if I join your friends?
    As much as we love you, sometimes we just want to be with our guy friends.
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  • Don’t you even care? 15 of 15
    Don't you even care?
    Of course we care, we wouldn't be here if we didn't care at least a little.
    Image credit: Shutterstock

Not only have I asked all these questions and more, I’ll probably keep asking them because I can. Who knows, maybe one day an answer will surprise me.

What other questions do men hate to answer?

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