Maybe your family’s Thanksgiving gatherings are functional. Although, who are we kidding? No one’s Thanksgiving gatherings are functional.
It’s as if stock photo companies — those businesses that supply generic photos on every imaginable topic that you can buy if you don’t have the money to hire a photographer for creative or editorial purposes — are a fly on the wall during all of our Thanksgiving meals, and then they go back to the studio and crank up the dysfunction a few thousand notches.
Here are some of the most awkward, seriously bizarre stock Thanksgiving photos, for which we should all give thanks aren’t nearly as bad as our own family’s turkey-day celebrations:
You know, that thing that was ranging freely just a few days ago, that will be ranging soon in our bellies.
And, P.S.: Let's hope Mom makes no sudden moves with that knife, as it's dangerously close to Junior's head.