Categories
Loading
Welcome to Babble,
Settings
Sign Out

Get the Babble Newsletter!

Already have an account? .

20 Seriously Strange U.S. Sex Laws

Every once in a while we get the distinct pleasure of hearing about some whacked-out law that’s still on the books from Anytown, USA. We all snicker, wonder how the law got there in the first place and then go back to ignoring the laws we find inconvenient.

Now most of us are law-abiding citizens, at least in the bedroom…or so we thought.

According to FoxNews.com, the United States has more laws on the books regulating sexual behavior than all the European countries combined!

Take a look at the totally wacky U.S. sex laws that potentially make you a bedroom outlaw – after the jump!

nggallery id=’124286′

  • California 1 of 20
    California
    It's illegal to have sex with Satan in Bakersfield, CA without a condom. If you've ever been to Bakersfield you know this could totally happen.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Nevada 2 of 20
    Nevada
    If you're a member of the Nevada legislature (and so many of you are), stop conducting business matters in that penis costume of yours. It's totally going to land your ass in jail.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Maryland 3 of 20
    Maryland
    Kissing for more than a minute is illegal in Halethorpe, MD.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Indiana 4 of 20
    Indiana
    Oral sex is illegal in Indiana. Yes, yes it is.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Wyoming 5 of 20
    Wyoming
    Hey, good people of Newcastle, WY, stop having sex in walk-in meat freezers! It's illegal, not to mention just a tad nippy.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Washington, D.C. 6 of 20
    Washington, D.C.
    If you've ever felt screwed by the government you probably ought to know sexual intercourse in any position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, D.C.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Georgia 7 of 20
    Georgia
    It's OK to have Georgia on your mind but you better not have sex on your agenda unless you're married. That's right, single nookie is prohibited.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Mississippi 8 of 20
    Mississippi
    Gentlemen of Mississippi, stop promising ladies you'll marry them to get in their pants. This smooth move might land you behind bars.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Alabama 9 of 20
    Alabama
    If ever there was a reason to move out of Alabama, it was this: sex toys are illegal, y'all. Illegal.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Illinois 10 of 20
    Illinois
    Don't even think about having sex while hunting and fishing on your wedding day in Oblong, IL because that would be illegal. Personally, I think hunting or fishing on your wedding day ought to be illegal, but what do I know.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Idaho 11 of 20
    Idaho
    In Idaho you're breaking the law if you kiss in public for more than 18 minutes. In other words, get a room.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Minnesota 12 of 20
    Minnesota
    If you live in Minnesota you best not get it on with a live fish. For those of you wondering, dead fish are totally OK.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Wisconsin 13 of 20
    Wisconsin
    For those of you sexing it up in Connersville, WI, you probably ought to know it's illegal for a man to fire a gun while his partner reaches orgasm.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Utah 14 of 20
    Utah
    If you're having sex with animals in Utah, you better not be doing it for money, because that would be illegal. The more you know.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • California 15 of 20
    California
    An old law in California once made it illegal to climax before your partner during foreplay.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Texas 16 of 20
    Texas
    You're flirting with lawful disaster if you're flirting in San Antonio, TX where it's illegal to do so.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Washington 17 of 20
    Washington
    It's illegal in Washington state to have sex with an animal weighing over 40 lbs. You've gotta love a state with standards.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • North Carolina 18 of 20
    North Carolina
    Sex in a graveyard is illegal in North Carolina, so stop it already.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Minnesota 19 of 20
    Minnesota
    Stop sleeping naked if you live in Minnesota where the temperature ranges from 13 degrees to 73 degrees Fahrenheit because it's illegal. And humid. And mostly illegal.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock
  • Ohio 20 of 20
    Ohio
    Anal sex is illegal in Cincinnati, OH. Just FYI.
    Source
    Image credit: Shutterstock

Friends, these wacky U.S. sex laws are only the beginning. Check out what other sex laws you’re probably breaking on the regular at Marie Claire, The Frisky, and FoxNews.com. And one more thing: ignorance is not a viable defense in a court of law. Happy sexing!

Which wacky U.S. sex law is your favorite?

Get your daily dose of Mommyfriend here where nothing is sacred.
Follow Mommyfriend on the Facebook and the Twitter too!

More on Strollerderby:

It’s So Over! 12 Bedroom Deal-Breakers

Readers Reveal the Worst Gifts Their Partners Ever Gave Them

20 Hilarious Marriage T-Shirts Because Forever Can Be Funny

MORE ON BABBLE:

10 reasons why he wants sex when you’re pregnant
20 funny things women do to get out of sex
10 things you should never say to your husband… but probably do
5 compliments every woman wants to hear
20 things ALL women do but hate to admit

FacebookTwitterGoogle+TumblrPinterest
Tagged as:

Use a Facebook account to add a comment, subject to Facebook's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Your Facebook name, profile photo and other personal information you make public on Facebook (e.g., school, work, current city, age) will appear with your comment. Learn More.

FacebookTwitterGoogle+TumblrPinterest