Right now you might be headed to the video store (those still exist, right?) to pick up a couple movies to tide over the fam over the holiday. Everybody has their favorites, but here are 20 to avoid.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
An incredibly expensive, highly marketed film about looking past the materialism and marketing of Christmas. Ballsy move. Also, the original cartoon needed no improvement.
Jingle All the Way
If I’m spending the Holidays with an action hero, I want him bare footed and howling “Yippee Ka Yay, M***** F*****!” The Terminator fighting with Sinbad (the comedian) over a toy–not the way to spend two hours of your life.
Michael Keaton dies and comes back as a snowman so he can spend some time with his son. There’s actually a super ridiculous horror movie with the same name and general idea, except the reincarnated snowman is a serial killer-and I’d recommend THAT one, over the Michael Keaton movie.
Santa with Muscles
I’d never heard of this movie until today, but I can guarantee it’s a must-not see. Hulk Hogan plays Hulk Hogan who gets hit on the head and thinks he’s Santa Claus. Painful hilarity ensues.
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