6 Hilarious Eye-Candy Photos for Pregnant Women

Sometimes, something comes across your laptop screen that’s so wrong it’s totally right. One of those things is today’s blog post by award-winning pregnancy blogger, Amy Morrison of Pregnant Chicken.  Upon discovering that sometimes people find her blog by searching for, um, “inappropriate” photos of pregnant women, she set out to provide some eye candy for pregnant women themselves.

“We have needs! We have desires!” Ms. Morrison pointed out. Following are just a few of the hilarious images she created. 

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  • Ooh, yeah. Take the kids shopping. 1 of 6
    Ooh, yeah. Take the kids shopping.
    While you're out, they also need new shoes.
    (Image Credit: Pregnant Chicken. Used with permission.)
  • Note: I’ll settle for Tahiti. 2 of 6
    Note: I'll settle for Tahiti.
    Nothing is sexier than a man who appreciates the seriousness of constipation.
    (Image Credit: Pregnant Chicken. Used with permission.)
  • Nesting. Good times. 3 of 6
    Nesting. Good times.
    Welcome to the delightfully insane world of nesting. This is now your idea of a fun night in.
    (Image Credit: Pregnant Chicken. Used with permission.)
  • Heartburn = hawt. 4 of 6
    Heartburn = hawt.
    No, wait, that's just the burning sensation in my chest that's hot. Like on fire. Please get me more Gaviscon.
    (Image Credit: Pregnant Chicken. Used with permission.)
  • I have good news for you. 5 of 6
    I have good news for you.
    I'll also still be wearing my maternity pants!
    (Image Credit: Pregnant Chicken. Used with permission.)
  • Yes. Bring me more Skittles. 6 of 6
    Yes. Bring me more Skittles.
    Although, actually? How about if I just eat the Skittles here on the couch while watching Teen Mom. You can use those washboard abs for laundry. Thanks.
    (Image Credit: Pregnant Chicken. Used with permission.)

Want more eye candy for pregnant women? Check out the full, hilarious post at Pregnant Chicken.

Read more from Joslyn at her blog stark. raving. mad. mommy.  Follow her on Facebook and Twitter for even more funny.

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