Note to my husband: When I said I didn’t want anything for Valentine’s Day other than a card inside of a dry envelope (you know, which means you wrote in the card and sealed the envelope more than 30 seconds before handing it to me), I meant it.
And what that really means is that I really just want a card.
And what that really means, too, is that you should not get me any of these for Valentine’s Day. Because if you do, you will then be required to buy out an entire Hallmark store and write a note in each and every card for all of our Valentine’s Days thereafter — as a punishment.
Oh, wait. If you get me any of these for Valentine’s Day, we actually won’t be spending Valentine’s Days together, or any other days together, after this one.
A note to all husbands and boyfriends: Try to do better than these for Valentine’s Day. It really shouldn’t be too hard.
Check out 9 spectacular Valentine fails after the jump (a special thanks to HappyPlace.com for compiling the images):
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