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Another Remake Planned: Hollywood Ruining Your Childhood Memories One Cartoon at a Time

Grumpy Bear was my favorite and Share Bear my least favorite... For obvious reasons.

It’s not like kids are all that difficult to please. I mean, you put eyes, nose and mouth on a blanket and make it talk and you’re going to get some laughs.

Good God. If Yo Gabba Gabba is a hit then it can’t be that hard to come up with new stuff.

Nonetheless, the powers that be continue to mine our childhoods in an effort to create bigger and better remakes. My Little Pony. He-Man. Speed Racer, Voltron, Thundercats, G.I. Joe? And Katy Perry as Smurfette on the big screen! Is nothing sacred?

Apparently not.

As Jezebel reports, kiddie network The Hub will premiere a CGI-animated Care Bears program in June.

What’s next?

Leave Jem and the Holograms alone you BASTARDS!

So… With that said, will you (or your kids) watch the Care Bears remake or are the beloved bears best remembered as they were, before CGI took over the universe?

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