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Baby Godfather Memes Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse

Baby godfather meme

Go on, get out of my sight

Anyone with a baby knows they can be like little terrorists. Hello, have you ever tried negotiating naptime?

However, who knew babies could be so tough? Like, leaves a horse’s head in your bed kind of tough? Like, tough-guy tough?

These 12 Baby Godfather memes are proof that babies can be wise guys, too. Not to mention funny little f*#%ers.

Take a look:

  • Made man 1 of 12
    Made man
    If some unlucky accident should befall him - If he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell - or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, them I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive.
  • Badass 2 of 12
    I want you to see what he's got under his fingernails.
  • Wise guy 3 of 12
    Wise guy
    Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
  • Goodfella 4 of 12
    Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh?
  • Capo 5 of 12
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
  • Pentito 6 of 12
    Understand, paisan?
  • Puttano 7 of 12
    Certainly, he can present a bill for such services.
  • Pataine 8 of 12
    Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.
  • Our Thing 9 of 12
    Our Thing
    It makes no difference to me what a man does for a living, understand.
  • Tough guy 10 of 12
    Tough guy
    Go on, get out of my sight.
  • Cosa Nostra 11 of 12
    Cosa Nostra
    I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out. Just my enemies.
  • Capo di Tutti Capi 12 of 12
    Capo di Tutti Capi
    I'm going to take a nap. When I wake up, if the money is on the table, I'll know I have a partner. If it isn't, I'll know I don't.

All memes via QuickMeme.com

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