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The Craziest Halloween Gear: Lady Product Edition

Halloween menstrual pad

Treat. Duh.

It could very well be that reusable sanitary napkins are a thing and I am just completely in the dark. After all, I hadn’t a clue that there was such an enormous cloth-diaper, uh, movement.

I still don’t get the cloth diaper thing. Mostly because of the poop, but also because of the pee. And now what I really, really don’t get is the reusable sanitary napkin thing. No matter how pretty or crafty they might be (and even if they are crafty, they’re not tampon crafty). Because they’re meant to be bled on, people. Who wants to reuse them? Ick.

And yet, not only are they a thing, apparently they’re a thing for Halloween. As in, Halloween-inspired menstrual pads are on sale now.

Don’t believe me? See for yourself:


  • Pirate Hunk Reusable Cloth Overnight Pad 1 of 15
    Pirate Hunk Reusable Cloth Overnight Pad
    Aaaargh.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Devil Hunk Reusable Cloth Maxi Pad 2 of 15
    Devil Hunk Reusable Cloth Maxi Pad
    Sexy devil.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Sexy Vampire Menstrual Pad 3 of 15
    Sexy Vampire Menstrual Pad
    He vants to suck your blood.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Trick or Treat Reusable Cloth Maxi Pad 4 of 15
    Trick or Treat Reusable Cloth Maxi Pad
    This really writes itself.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Little Peanut Panty Liner in Cats on Halloween Cloth Liner 5 of 15
    Little Peanut Panty Liner in Cats on Halloween Cloth Liner
    Chucky full of nuts.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Ghostly Cloth Menstrual Pad 6 of 15
    Ghostly Cloth Menstrual Pad
    Or ghastly. Either way.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Cat Cloth Menstrual Pad 7 of 15
    Cat Cloth Menstrual Pad
    A little something for your kitty.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Trick-or-Treat Cloth Menstrual Pad 8 of 15
    Trick-or-Treat Cloth Menstrual Pad
    Treat. Duh.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Muffies Limited Edition Pirates Cloth Menstrual Pad Set: Overnight, Regular, and Pantyliner 9 of 15
    Muffies Limited Edition Pirates Cloth Menstrual Pad Set: Overnight, Regular, and Pantyliner
    Three in one? Why, it's like Halloween, Christmas and your birthday combined.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Trick and Treat Sweets Cloth Pad 10 of 15
    Trick and Treat Sweets Cloth Pad
    Sweets, indeed.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Happy Halloween Pumpkins Cloth Menstrual Pad 11 of 15
    Happy Halloween Pumpkins Cloth Menstrual Pad
    Pumpkin-picking good.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Halloween Characters Cloth Menstrual Pad 12 of 15
    Halloween Characters Cloth Menstrual Pad
    To be sure, this pad will say something about your character.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Orange Stripes Cloth Menstrual Pad 13 of 15
    Orange Stripes Cloth Menstrual Pad
    Unleash your inner tiger.
    Photo credit: <a href="
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Halloween Stripes Cloth Menstrual Pad 14 of 15
    Halloween Stripes Cloth Menstrual Pad
    Caution: Vaginas might get dizzy when in close proximity.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com
  • Witches, Ghosts, Werewolves, Mummy and Frankenstein Cloth Menstrual Pad 15 of 15
    Witches, Ghosts, Werewolves, Mummy and Frankenstein Cloth Menstrual Pad
    It's scary, alright.
    Photo credit: Etsy.com

Source: BuzzFeed

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