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Beyonce Gives Birth! Fun Facts About What Went Down in the Delivery Room

By carolyncastiglia |

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Beyonce gave birth to her first daughter January 8, 2012.

The child dubbed by my pal Jeffrey Joseph as “Destiny’s grandchild” has been born! Early Sunday morning Beyonce and Jay-Z welcomed their daughter Ivy Blue Carter to the world. (Or is it Blue Ivy? No one seems quite sure.) No doubt the power couple are thrilled at the arrival of their first child, as is Beyonce’s close-knit family, I’m sure.

In the coming days, millions of dollars will be paid for the child’s first photo, but if you’re looking to get a jump on the deets about what went down in the labor and delivery unit of New York’s Lenox Hill hospital, I’ve got ‘em. The couple rented the entire fourth floor for 1.3 million dollars so as to preserve their privacy, but I was able to pose as a nurse’s aid, get in and get the scoop. Check it:

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Beyonce Gives Birth! Fun Facts About What Went Down in the Delivery Room

Kanye West was Beyonce's doula

Kanye stood proudly next to Jay throughout the whole delivery, slapping him on the back and pointing to Beyonce's lady parts, shouting, "That shit cray!"

Main photo via Beyonce online

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0 thoughts on “Beyonce Gives Birth! Fun Facts About What Went Down in the Delivery Room

  1. Joe B. says:

    So Strollerderby is going with the “Beyonce was indeed pregnant and wasn’t faking a bump while a surrogate living in a Battery Park condo was gestating her child” story?

    But … but … but … the other story is so much more fun!!!

    1. carolyncastiglia says:

      Hahahaha – well, I don’t disagree! But I’m just reporting on the news as it’s told to us by the govt….

  2. Karen says:

    Hilarious! Congrats Jay-Z and Beyonce!

  3. The Funny Hun says:

    Haha..Love it! That shit IS cray! :)

  4. Nichelle says:

    Have you seen this Tumblr,

  5. carolyncastiglia says:

    Oh. My. God.

  6. Stacy says:

    I think they rented out the whole floor to cover up the fact that beyonce wasn’t the one giving birth!

    1. carolyncastiglia says:

      I sort of do, too…

  7. sanchez says:

    I totally agree,because they could have just gotten security for her. She selfish

  8. Nanie says:

    Congrads. That was fast, Whats up with the name Blue Ivy-whats the meaning-makes me think of How High with Meth, and Red Man.LOL Enjoy.

  9. Monique Stuckey says:

    Why would you guys close down a hospital and deprive other people of seeing their children? If you felt that way you could have hired a midwife and had your baby at home. Money only goes so far only one power has the ultimate authority, and its not the illuminati.

  10. Monique Stuckey says:

    If money Makes people like that, I’m fine with what I got.

  11. Monique Stuckey says:

    The money jay-z and Beyonce was blessed with was through an evil force and they are doing subconscious evil things, like other new school artist, but all I can say is GOD BLESS YOU.

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