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Breaking Bad Halloween Costumes for Kids? Meth-inks Not.

By carolyncastiglia |

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Breaking Bad for kids?

People love Breaking Bad. I mean, I don’t, because I don’t watch television. Not in a smug, hipster, “I’m too busy doing art or reading/I don’t believe in television” sort of way. In an, “I’m usually out of the house/too exhausted/when I do turn it on it’s on a re-run of Seinfeld because/I can’t afford anything beyond basic cable” sort of way. But I know of the show, I watched a few episodes of the first season (back when I had more than 13 channels) and I know how many of my friends are obsessed. So I know enough to know that this is a show about (SPOILER ALERT) a dad who has cancer and a son with cerebral palsy … and making meth.

Look, I don’t really care if you want to dress your kids up as a meth-dealer (Jesse, left in the photo) and a meth-maker (Walter, right) for Halloween, but I mean… is it a great idea? Probably not. I can’t judge, tho. My aunt used to use me as a living doll when I was a toddler. There’s a picture of me dressed as a 3-year-old Western saloon girl, replete with fake boobs and cigarette holder. She thought it was hilarious. I look a little drugged, but hey – I suppose that era began my acting career, so I should be grateful. Maybe these Breaking Bad kids will end up in Hollywood one day, along with this 8-month-old Don Draper. If you’re looking for a fresh idea for Halloween 2012, might as well go mini-Steve Buscemi from Boardwalk Empire.

Story via io9. Photo via Fashionably Geek.

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carolyncastiglia

Carolyn Castiglia is a New York-based comedian/writer wowing audiences with her stand-up and freestyle rap. You may recognize her hip-hop alter ego Miss CKC from Comedy Central, VH1 and MTV2. Carolyn’s web vids have been nominated for an ECNY Award and featured in two issues of EW magazine. She’s appeared in TONY, The NY Post, The Idiot’s Guide to Jokes and Life & Style. You can find Carolyn’s writing elsewhere online at MarieClaire.com and The Huffington Post.

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