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Candy Heart Rejects: Be Mine… For Now

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By @ElizaSkinner

Comedians, media types and lay people alike are having fun with the Twitter Trending Topic #candyheartrejects today. Because I’m industrious (read: single with lots of time on my hands), I headed over to ye olde Candy Heart Generator and created a compilation of the rejects I wrote plus more hilarious hearts from the tweet machine. For all the lovers and the losers alike! Happy Valentine’s Day!


  • DVRCD 1 of 15
    DVRCD
    This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
  • CHOKE 2 of 15
    CHOKE
  • MEET MY KID 3 of 15
    MEET MY KID
    This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
  • OH 4 of 15
    OH
  • I SHART YOU 5 of 15
    I SHART YOU
  • UNWAXED 6 of 15
    UNWAXED
    This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
  • CRIES AFTER SEX 7 of 15
    CRIES AFTER SEX
    This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
  • CHRIS BROWN 8 of 15
    CHRIS BROWN
  • OCCUPY ME 9 of 15
    OCCUPY ME
  • CALL SECURITY 10 of 15
    CALL SECURITY
  • I LIVE W/ MY MOM 11 of 15
    I LIVE W/ MY MOM
    This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
  • GOT DEBT? 12 of 15
    GOT DEBT?
    This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
  • I HAVE CANCER 13 of 15
    I HAVE CANCER
    I know, I know, cancer isn't funny. Except is it if you're a comedian and you lost your Dad to it. (Points thumbs at self!) By Marc Maron
  • IN THRPY 14 of 15
    IN THRPY
    This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
  • HOLD MY TEETH 15 of 15
    HOLD MY TEETH

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