Comedians, media types and lay people alike are having fun with the Twitter Trending Topic #candyheartrejects today. Because I’m industrious (read: single with lots of time on my hands), I headed over to ye olde Candy Heart Generator and created a compilation of the rejects I wrote plus more hilarious hearts from the tweet machine. For all the lovers and the losers alike! Happy Valentine’s Day!
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This one's mine. I have said all of these at one point in my dating career - that's how I know they're rejects. Follow me on Twitter!
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