This promo video for the Cannes Advertising Festival’s Young Director Award features a young red-headed kid with a lispy British accent walking in on his parents in the middle of a little morning sex. Except instead of being disgusted, the kid delivers one of the grossest, most awkward, creepy monologues I’ve ever heard, all in the name of celebrating film? Only in Europe, my friends!
If you think your kid walking in on you doing it is bad, wait until he starts giving you direction. Shudder. Take a look, and brace yourself for the final voice over:
So many questions, namely, who put their kid up for this acting job?! Ugh. So gross. I’m sorry. I have a great sense of humor, but this is just ugh. Does this kid even understand what he’s saying? Barf. Your thoughts?