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Crazy Things Parents Text: More Funny, Silly and Hilarious Messages From Moms and Dads

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Recently we did a round up of some of the hilarity that ensued on the site When Parents Text, turns out they are not alone in archiving the funny, silly and sometimes just plain sad texts that moms and dads send their kids. Crazy Things Parents Text celebrates “laughing at your parents’ text messages.” From bad days, Harry Potter to the real meaning of LOL, check out this collection of texts from Crazy Things Parents Text right here…

 

Mom: Had such a bad day
Mom: :)
Me: …
Mom: :(
Mom: First face was wrong.

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Me: LOL
Dad: Love u 2
Me: Huh?
Dad: u said LOL. Well I love u 2
Me: Dad what do you think LOL means?
Dad: Love u lots

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Mom: I decided to print up lyrics and put them in a plastic slip cover and taped them to the walls in my shower. No more forgetting lyrics while singing in the shower!

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Mom: You’ve got to kiss a lot of toads before you find your frog!
Me: I’m…looking for a frog?

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Mom: WAKE UP! YOU’RE GROUNDED!
Me: Ummm…Why?
Mom: I had a dream that you got pregnant and said it was my fault!

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Mom: You live in a WTF generation.
Me: ?
Mom: (W)ikipedia, (T)witter and (F)acebook consume your lives.

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Mom: go decapitate the grass
Me: You mean I mow the lawn.
Mom: If that’s what you want to call it I prefer decapitate

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Dad: What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down her chest, ended up in second degree burns.
Me: Gross! I don’t want to hear stuff like that.
Dad: Just saying hot food and sex do not mix.

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Mom: Whatcha doing?
Me: Having sex.
Mom: If you’re texting me, you’re not doing it right, so I’m not worried.

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Mom: Gma is bringing over some slaves she bought at a garage sale, pretend you ike them even if you don’t.
Mom: oh no my phone changed plates to slaves:|

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Me: No, mom I still don’t have a boyfriend.
Mom: Do you think you might be a lesbian?
Me: I’m not a lesbian.
Mom: Shouldn’t you at least try it?

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Me: How is your day going?
Mom: I just came home to find your father singing “dontcha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?” to the cat…in his underwear.

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Mom: Sometimes I worry about your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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Mom: Honey are you a goat?
Me: What?
Me: A goat! a goat! one of those people that wears all black!
Me: A Goth mom?

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Dad: you wanna buy my daughter, I’ll sell her to you for fifty bucks. Give me seventy five and you can have her sister too.
Me: Dad?!?! WTF?
Dad: Oh sorry honey I thought I sent that to my buddy Joe.
Me: DAD….

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Mom: It took Harry Potter seven, extremely long books to catch the bad guy. It only takes Scooby Doo a half hour.

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Mom: Wanna go see Winnie the Pooh with me?:D
Me: mom, I’m 22.
Mom: You used to love Winnie the Pooh!
Me: That’s a movie you take little kids to see.
Mom: I guess I’ll put a ad on craigslist “wanted: adorable little kids to take to see “Winnie the Pooh”
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaand then the police show up.

 

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