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Creepy Alert! These 25 ‘Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery’ Dolls Will Haunt Your Dreams

Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Dolls

Say farewell to sweet dreams and hello to nightmares

And you thought Reborn dolls were creepy. Ha.

Take a Reborn doll, send it to hell and back (seemingly literally) and you get a Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery doll. Artist Bean Shanine admits she’s heavily inspired by all-things adorable, vampire and Twilight, and the dolls clearly reflect the visions of babies, zombies and blood dancing in her creative, albeit twisted, head.

The dolls are a blend of fangs, red eyes and horror, but even if you’re made of steel and can handle the creepiness of these dolls, can your wallet? (Prices range from $650 – $1,500.)

Take a look at some of the Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Dolls (but be warned: you cannot unsee them):

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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil... Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult."
    - Anne Rick
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 2 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "The devil has no power . . . except in the dark."
    - Cassandra Clare
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "The greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him."
    - David Wong
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are."
    - Karl Kraus
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty."
    - Holly Black
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 6 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "If you scratch some saints you will find the devil."
    - Austin O'Malley
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 7 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "I have never understood why people who can swallow the enormous improbability of a personal God boggle at a personal Devil."
    - Graham Greene
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "God loves us, but the devil takes an interest."
    - Jennifer Donnelly,
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 9 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "All the cunning of the devil is exercised in trying to tear us away from the word."
    - Martin Luther
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 10 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "When the Devil is not fishing he is mending his nets."
    - Austin O'Malley
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 11 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "The Devil's most devilish when respectable."
    - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "You want to be bad, angel? I can teach you every position it comes in."
    - Debra Anastasia
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "You might, from your appearance, be the wife of Lucifer," said Miss Pross, in her breathing. "Nevertheless, you shall not get the better of me. I am an Englishwoman."
    Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book."
    - Anatole France
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 15 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "Logic is what the devil likes most."
    - Kelly Braffet
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "You cannot shake hands with the Devil and not get sulphur on your sleeve."
    - Nancy A. Collins
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 17 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't."
    - Jack Heath
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "God sends meat and the devil sends cooks."
    - Thomas Deloney
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "The fine thing about pacts with the devil is that when you sign them you are well aware of their conditions. Otherwise, why would you be recompensed with hell?"
    - Umberto Eco
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "The fiend in his own shape is less hideous than when he rages in the breast of man."
    - Nathaniel Hawthorne
  • Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby 21 of 25
    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "When devils will the blackest sins put on/ They do suggest at first with heavenly shows."
    - William Shakespeare
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "Maybe the devil in human beings isn't the reflection of the devil, perhaps the devil is only a reflection of the savagery and brutality of our kind. Maybe what we've done is create the devil in our own image"
    - Dean Koontz
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "When a man hurries, the devil smiles."
    - Polish Proverb
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    "Man creates both his god and his devil in his own image. His god is himself at his best, and his devil himself at his worst."
    - Elbert Hubbard
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    Twisted Bean Stalk Nursery Baby
    ""The devil has not vanished simply because people refuse to believe he exists."
    - E.A. Bucchianeri

All images via TwistedBeanStalkNursery.com

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