Demi Moore Is Getting Divorced, But She's Keeping Ashton's Name... on Twitter

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Change the name, keep the bodysuit.

Demi Moore, aka @mrskutcher, tweeted yesterday that she won’t be changing her Twitter handle any time soon. She wrote, “changing my twitter name isn’t a top priority right now. sorry it bothers so many of u. should I not tweet until I do?does it really matter?” Listen girl, I know what it’s like to get divorced and have to deal with a name change. It’s a total pain, so much so that a few of my bills still come addressed to my married name because I don’t have time to fax a copy of my Divorce Decree to Columbia House. (I’m kidding. I’m not a member of Columbia House… anymore. But I do shop at Dress Barn using a convenient pseudonym!)

Divorce is hell and Demi has clearly been bowled over by Ashton’s infidelity. I mean, look, she barely had the energy to stand spread eagle (as pictured) for her new Twitter background. I’ve got some thoughts about how Demi should handle herself going forward. My first recommendation? Change your Twitter handle to SmallIsNowHuge. It’s available!

Via Gawker