Who says babysitting is hard? Robert Wayne Christgau of Austin has it down to two simple steps.
1. Get drunk
2. Put kid on top of car and drive in circles.
What kid wouldn’t love that?
Some more sober, totally less fun loving adults would disagree. A man seeing this vehicular display stopped the drunken man, but not before witnessing the man crash into a curb, with kid still up top. Man, that kid is a pro.
Oh and hey, did I mention the guy left a 3-year-old alone in the apartment while doing kiddy burnouts.
Best babysitter ever or epic sitter fail. That’s for the court to decide.