You while in the bank drive-thru: Hog dog, hot dog, hog diggity dog it’s a brand new day what’cha waitin’ for…
While in the shower: Whooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
While in a boring work meeting: There’s an animal in trouble out there!
In some kind of warped tribute to the song creators of children’s programming, my brain is a jukebox of cartoon horror.
Sometimes I’ll be singing something for minutes before I realize what’s going on and stop myself. Five minutes later I’m at it again.
They call it ear worm; when a song is so catchy you can’t stop singing it. I don’t even know if these songs are catchy anymore because, I gotta figure, anyone hearing this stuff as often as I do has no choice but to sing them in the car, in the shower, in your sleep. The worst offender is Spongebob, who I actually happen to love the most. Adorable little rascal.
Below you’ll find the 15 ear wormiest songs. I printed the wormiest parts of the songs, not necessarily the chronological lyrics. Brace yourselves, though. You could be singing these little ditties until your kids are in high school.
What kids’ song do you find yourself singing at the strangest moments?
You can also find Monica on her personal blog, The Girl Who.
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