Someday my family would like to get a pet, but with two kids under the age of 4 running around the house, I’m currently in no mood to take on the responsibility of an extra heartbeat.
When we do get a pet, it’ll be something like a lap dog or maybe some fish. And by a lapdog I don’t mean a pit bull, and when I say a fish I don’t mean a piranha.
A family in the Chicago area probably wishes right about now they had made different pet choices after their “pet” piranha you know, the omnivorous fish known for having razor-sharp teeth and a “voracious appetite for meat” — severed the fingertip of their 18-month-old daughter.
Would you really keep a pet in your house that you even thought was capable of harming your children? Yikes.
As it turns out, however, the pit bull was innocent. It was the piranha that was the culprit.
So you also keep violent fish in an aquarium where a toddler can just reach in with her hand? Yikes.
The girl was rushed to the hospital by ambulance, and a Cook County Sheriff’s Department spokesman told the Chicago Tribune that the dad cut open one of two piranhas and found the fingertip inside. Doctors tried to reattach it, but it’s unknown if they were successful.
The parents were understandably beside themselves and are not facing any charges.
Hopefully they’ll rid their house of all the creatures known to eat fingertips and maul children in the future. Hopefully.
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