Final Four: Celebrate March Madness with a Vasectomy (and a Free Pizza!)

Free PIzza with Vasectomy!

For the last couple years, March Madness has been touted as a fabulous time not just to watch some hoops, drink some brews but to finally get that vasectomy. The theory has been that it makes for a great excuse a “doctor’s orders” excuse at that. But one New England urologist is upping that ante…they’re throwing in a free pizza!

In a unique promotional campaign the Urology Associates of Cape Cod have offered a free pie from Surf’s Up Pizza and Seafood after going through the procedure.

In the ad the voice over cheerfully says, “Hey guys! Want to watch the college basketball tournament guilt-free?” Then added, “You know you’ve been thinking about a vasectomy, anyway. Now’s the time to get it done.”

Urologists suggest that after the procedure men need to rest and if they are basketball fans, this is a perfect time to relax, let the body repair and root for their favorite teams

ABC notes that, “After a vasectomy, a man is instructed to support his scrotum with a bandage or tight fitting underwear, ice the area, and avoid heavy lifting as well as sex, according to the Mayo Clinic.” They added, “There is no official recommendation on pizza.”

You can check out the ad right here:


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