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'Happy Independence Day Even if You Hate America:' 10 Someecards to Add a Spark to your July 4th

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Yeah, why can't July 4th always be on a Thursday?

Let’s call the 4th of July what it really is: A good day to get drunk during sunlight hours and set off illegal explosives without fear of retribution at night.

Who gives a rat’s ass about things like freedom and Declaration of Independence when there’s a mattress sale to be had somewhere.

So, in that spirit, let’s celebrate Independence Day with a distinct lack of class and sense of history with these 10 someecards:

 


  • Cheers! 1 of 10
    Cheers!
    What could possibly go wrong?
  • Bottoms up 2 of 10
    Bottoms up
    In other words, it's just another Wednesday.
  • Argh 3 of 10
    Argh
    Party at our house next year.
  • Ahem 4 of 10
    Ahem
    [Insert yours here]
  • Paging Will Smith 5 of 10
    Paging Will Smith
    Because aliens and the Declaration of Independence are related how, exactly?
  • The drunken pledge of allegiance 6 of 10
    The drunken pledge of allegiance
    Jello-O shots or frozen margaritas will do, too. Whatever.
  • D’oh 7 of 10
    D'oh
    Riiiiiight. That whole "we were all immigrants once" thing.
  • Made in the U.S.A. 8 of 10
    Made in the U.S.A.
    Or somewhere that accepts American dollars.
  • Together at last 9 of 10
    Together at last
    Do you have plans? Can I come?
  • Lame 10 of 10
    Lame
    What's up with that?

All images courtesy of Someecards.com

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