Let’s call the 4th of July what it really is: A good day to get drunk during sunlight hours and set off illegal explosives without fear of retribution at night.
Who gives a rat’s ass about things like freedom and Declaration of Independence when there’s a mattress sale to be had somewhere.
So, in that spirit, let’s celebrate Independence Day with a distinct lack of class and sense of history with these 10 someecards:
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