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Happy Weird Year! 15 Hilariously Bizarre Beauty Products to Try in 2013

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Happy Weird Year!

Make a resolution this year to branch out and add something new to your beauty regimen. After all, the same old soaps, lotions and age-defying techniques get stale after a while.

A henna with placenta, perhaps? How about a foreskin-infused cream? Maybe a bird-poop facial? Or perhaps some breast-milk soap? Edible deodorant? Sushi cologne?

Check out 15 utterly bizarre beauty products that will ensure you kick off the new year with a new, weirder you:

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  • Henna ‘N’ Placenta 1 of 15
    Henna 'N' Placenta
    "An extra-rich, super-strength formula" that combines "two of nature's most complete hair conditioners [including bovine placenta]" in order to "quickly repair and strengthen dry, brittle, lifeless hair."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Deo Perfume (Edible Deodorant) 2 of 15
    Deo Perfume (Edible Deodorant)
    "Deo Perfume Candy takes the pleasure of eating a delicious treat to a whole new level! Science and nature have come together to make a functional food that leaves your skin with a beautiful rose fragrance."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Sushi Cologne 3 of 15
    Sushi Cologne
    "Not what you think it would smell like! Demeter's Sushi is the fresh scent of just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, laced with hints of ginger and lemon essences."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Foreskin-Infused Skin Care 4 of 15
    Foreskin-Infused Skin Care
    "Highest levels of patented growth factor blend (TNS®); Improves the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles; Minimizes the appearance of age spots and dyspigmentation; Enhances skin tone, texture and firmness." Ingredients include Human Fibroblast Conditioned Media.

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Lush Cacas Hair Hennas 5 of 15
    Lush Cacas Hair Hennas
    "Of all the many Lush inventions, we always get the most questions about our Henna Hair Dyes. More than anything people want to know if we're crazy. Yes, we do want you to put this caca on your head and sit there for a few hours but you won't find natural, synthetic-free hair color like this anywhere else."

    Note: "Cacas" is French for "poop."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Bacon Cologne 6 of 15
    Bacon Cologne
    "bacōn Classic is designed for men and women. A common question, does this fragrance really smell like bacon? The answer is yes & no. Our Classic formula is a sophisticated spicy maple fragrance with just a hint of bacon and the fun… is in finding it. This artisanal [sic] Classic formula is lovingly crafted with the pure essential oil blend of bergamot, orange, lime, grapefruit, black pepper, cedar wood, vetiver, guaiacwood and two pinches of Bacon salty goodness. What on earth could you be waiting for?"

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Breast Milk Soap 7 of 15
    Breast Milk Soap
    "This soap is for personal, not commercial use. I would like to caution you about the issue of bio-hazards if you decide to work with someone else's breast milk for soap making. Please be responsible and use precautions when handling raw, unpasteurized human milk."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Bird Poop Facial 8 of 15
    Bird Poop Facial
    "At NYC's Shizuka New York Day Spa, celebrity facialist Shizuka Bernstein has introduced her latest innovation, a facial treatment that unlocks the secrets of Geisha beauty. The Geisha Facial®, a.k.a. Bird Poop Facial, uses traditional and natural Japanese ingredients to soften, brighten and nourish the facial complexion. The most crucial ingredient in these unique facials is uguisu no fun (powdered nightingale droppings), once a secret known only to traditional kabukiactors and the Geisha themselves."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Collagen Powder 9 of 15
    Collagen Powder
    "Builds bone matrix; Collagen is the mechanical strength of bone; Corrects weak, broken, split, ridged and damaged nail beds; Thickens fine hair; Repairs connective tissues for improved elasticity; blood vessels to help improve circulation; and promotes wound healing and a clearer complexion; Increase skin firmness and hydration."
    Available in Hello Kitty marshmallow form.

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Twist-N-Roll Hair Facial Tweezers 10 of 15
    Twist-N-Roll Hair Facial Tweezers
    "Gently removes hair in one twist motion" off of the "upper lip, cheeks, forehead, chin, [and] neck."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Face-Slimming Mask 11 of 15
    Face-Slimming Mask
    "COGIT Face Slimming Mask is specially designed for females to slim their face. With the help of a super-elastic fibre containing germanium, it deeply stimulates fat with heat. It quickly burns fact and promotes the circulation of the facial skin. The effect will not disappear due to washing. With a 3D design, it closely adheres to the face from the forehead to the chin! It can be used when bathing or enjoying a spa for stronger perspiration and moisture-locking, leaving the skin watery and lustrous. It can also be used in leisure time to speed up the burning of fat."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Bust Sculpt Contouring Cream 12 of 15
    Bust Sculpt Contouring Cream
    "A light cream with Virtual Bra Technology, a blend of ingredients that forms an invisible network for additional support to the bust area. Firms, sculpts and improves curves. 5 fl. oz. The longer you use it the better the results. • After one application, skin looks and feels softer, smoother and more supple. • After one week, skin in the bust area feels tighter. • After two weeks, breasts feel firmer. • After four weeks, breasts look firmer 83% of women who tried it saw an overall improvement of the appearance in the bust area. 75% saw and felt their breasts were more toned. 77% felt tighter skin in the breast area 75% saw a visible reduction in stretch marks."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Caviar Manicure 13 of 15
    Caviar Manicure
    "Created in London, this one-of-a-kind nail art innovation brings avant-garde catwalk nail styling to your fingertips. Featuring pearlescent beads for a 3-D effect, this kit includes everything you need to express yourself with your hands and become an instant nail connoisseur."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Smile Lines Face Belt 14 of 15
    Smile Lines Face Belt
    "Tighten your cheeks and look like a super villain with the Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt. While you may not want to wear this out in public, this simple device uses a double layer of nylon and polychloroprene to trap heat and gently wipe away smile and laugh line."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!
  • Bedazzled Eyebrows by Chanel 15 of 15
    Bedazzled Eyebrows by Chanel
    "Gem-adorned rectangular pieces of mesh were glued using a prosthetic adhesive over each models' arches to create a uniform style and they came in four colors: gray, green, pink, and purple."

    Now you've seen it and you've got to have it? Buy it here!

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