Here's hoping Santa has a sense of humor, particularly about his weight
You’re fat. I’m not a good kid. My younger brother sucks. Did I mention you’re fat? Gimme stuff.
Check out the funniest (real) letters to Santa (courtesy of the Santa Claus House) after the jump:
From Claire, er, Mitch
Gee, thanks a lot, Claire. Signed, Your Apparently-Too-Trusting Brother Mitch
Dear Santa Clause,
Its Claire again, but I’m writing for my 9 yeared old brother named Mitch. He wants a binder, binder hole puncher (I want a hole puncher too), and and sakeboard (but don’t give him the sakate bord to him). Mitch is very kind-hearted, but he has a bad temper. He also writes messy and doesn’t like to read.
Bye, Mitch Liu
P.S. This is not his sign.
Santa letters courtesy of the Santa Claus House
Santa image via Wikipedia
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