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Ho Ho Ho and Ha Ha Ha . . . The Funniest Letters to Santa

By Meredith Carroll |

Santa Claus

Here's hoping Santa has a sense of humor, particularly about his weight

Dear Santa,

You’re fat. I’m not a good kid. My younger brother sucks. Did I mention you’re fat? Gimme stuff.

Merry Christmas!

Love,

Billy

Check out the funniest (real) letters to Santa (courtesy of the Santa Claus House) after the jump:

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Kids Say the Darndest Things

From Claire, er, Mitch

Gee, thanks a lot, Claire. Signed, Your Apparently-Too-Trusting Brother Mitch

Transcribed Letter:
Dear Santa Clause,
Its Claire again, but I’m writing for my 9 yeared old brother named Mitch. He wants a binder, binder hole puncher (I want a hole puncher too), and and sakeboard (but don’t give him the sakate bord to him). Mitch is very kind-hearted, but he has a bad temper. He also writes messy and doesn’t like to read.
Bye, Mitch Liu
P.S. This is not his sign.

Santa letters courtesy of the Santa Claus House

Santa image via Wikipedia

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Meredith C. Carroll is an award-winning columnist and writer based in Aspen, Colorado. She can be found regularly on the Op-Ed page of The Denver Post. From 2005-2012 her other column, "Meredith Pro Tem" ran in several newspapers, as well as occasionally on The Huffington Post since 2009. Read more about her (or don’t, whatever) at her website. Read bio and latest posts → Read Meredith's latest posts →

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