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‘Human Barbie’ Ups the Psycho Ante, Plans Birthday Parties for Tween Girls at Botox Clinic

By Meredith Carroll |

Human Barbie

Start 'em young!

What do you get a little girl who has everything? And by everything, I mean a liposuction voucher and a boob job voucher?

Why, a birthday party at a Botox clinic, of course.

Sarah Burge, who grossly seems to get off by being known as the “Human Barbie” because she has spent in excess of half a million dollars on plastic surgery procedures, as well as the nut job who gifted her 7-year-old daughter with promissory notes for future breast enhancements and fat suctioning, is upping the ante of her Worst Mother of All Time status (sorry, Joan Crawford!) by planning innocent little shindigs, according to Mommyish, that will easily doom all attendees to a lifetime full of unhealthy “Toddlers & Tiaras” obsessions (is there any other kind?).

Sarah is going into the party planning business for girls ranging in age from 7 to 13. While they won’t actually be getting Botox (sorry girls! Maybe next year!), they’ll still be able to enjoy things like spray tans and hair extensions while celebrating in a clinic where botulism is actually injected into the faces of other paying customers.

What, was the plastic surgeon unavailable on the dates of Sarah’s parties to perform nose jobs on the barely-developing girls? Is the bikini-waxer otherwise occupied on all of those same afternoons? Does the teeth-bleaching dentist not make house calls to the Botox clinic? Just spray tans and hair extensions?

Better luck at your next parties, young ladies! Particularly because Sarah is quoted as saying young girls these days are in desperate need of some kind of “wow factor.”

And to that, what else is there to say to the girls (and their parents) who will actually have a birthday party in a Botox clinic, other than: mission accomplished.

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About Meredith Carroll

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Meredith Carroll

Meredith C. Carroll is an award-winning columnist and writer based in Aspen, Colorado. She can be found regularly on the Op-Ed page of The Denver Post. From 2005-2012 her other column, "Meredith Pro Tem" ran in several newspapers, as well as occasionally on The Huffington Post since 2009. Read more about her (or don’t, whatever) at her website. Read bio and latest posts → Read Meredith's latest posts →

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5 thoughts on “‘Human Barbie’ Ups the Psycho Ante, Plans Birthday Parties for Tween Girls at Botox Clinic

  1. Kris says:

    Possibly, if she is ignored, she will go away along with her outrageous, media-seeking ideas?!

  2. Angel says:

    And yet, parents who let their kids play outside unattended get arrested of negligence. Shouldn’t this fall under the same category?

  3. JERI KAUFMAN says:

    NEGLIGENCE AND ABUSE

  4. Amanda says:

    This person is crazy. I don’t understand women who change themselves because they want to be younger and then teach their daughters who haven’t entered puberty yet that she could be prettier someday. My daughter is 16 months old but I hope one day that it is okay to be a little chubby or short or tall, or small chested, or big chested. We should be teaching our children that it is okay to look the way that God made you.

  5. Heather says:

    I googled photos of Sarah Burge and I don’t want to sound mean but, she’s not attractive…at all. Maybe before all of the surgeries but, now she just looks unnatural and strange. Her daughter is absolutely beautiful. If she’s so interested in her daughter being a hottie when she gets older, I don’t think she has anything to worry about. Leave that poor child alone!

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