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It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses An Eye!

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laserThe old adage holds true, as proven recently by a 15-year-old boy in Switzerland who burned a hole in his retina playing with a handheld laser with an output of 150mW, 30 times the power limit imposed by the U.S. government.  So, in this case, I guess it’s more accurate to say, “It’s all fun and games until someone lasers an eye.”

According to a letter published in the New England Journal of Medicine, the young man purchased the laser pointer “to use as a toy for popping balloons from a distance and burning holes into paper cards and his sister’s sneakers.”  His plan ended up backfiring when he pointed the laser into a mirror, which shot the intense green beam of light into his eye.  (Reminder, boys.  Real life is not like Star Wars.)

Now let me preface the next part of the story by saying this: I constantly remind my daughter to tell me right away if anything bad happens, rather than try to hide it, because the earlier she tells me the more readily I can help her (or her clothes/her dolls/the carpet).  According to the head of the retina unit at Lucerne Cantonal Hospital, “the boy noticed blurred vision immediately after the laser hit his eyes, but was afraid to tell his parents.  Instead he waited two weeks, hoping his vision would clear up.”  Ouch.  I’m assuming the kid didn’t tell his parents because he didn’t want to get in trouble for having a “toy” strong enough to burn holes in his sister’s sneakers, but I wonder he would have fared better if he sought medical attention right away?  “Doctors gave him an injection — directly into the eyeball — of ranibizumab,” which restored his vision a bit, however, there is permanent damage to the boy’s retina.

I can relate – when I was 12 I dropped a hot curling iron directly onto my eyeball.  (Have I mentioned this before?  Girls did anything to get fierce bangs in the 90′s!)  I went to the hospital and the doctor squirted some kind of miracle gel in my eye and my vision was restored.

The moral of the story here: Be sure to tell your kids never to shine anything into anyone’s eyes!

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carolyncastiglia
carolyncastiglia

Carolyn Castiglia is a New York-based comedian/writer wowing audiences with her stand-up and freestyle rap. You may recognize her hip-hop alter ego Miss CKC from Comedy Central, VH1 and MTV2. Carolyn’s web vids have been nominated for an ECNY Award and featured in two issues of EW magazine. She’s appeared in TONY, The NY Post, The Idiot’s Guide to Jokes and Life & Style. You can find Carolyn’s writing elsewhere online at MarieClaire.com and The Huffington Post.

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0 thoughts on “It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses An Eye!

  1. goddess says:

    And the peeps at our local elementary school were selling these in the Santa Shoppe last tear….@@ Had to take it away from our 8 yr old (he had bought it with his own money- so I paid him for it to ease the disappointment.)

  2. bob says:

    In the end, his compromised vision will give him improved force-sensitivity and make him a more powerful Jedi.

  3. blue says:

    I’m surprised there aren’t more accidents with those things. They should be much more regulated than they are.

  4. eric says:

    Don’t confuse the 5mW lasers you buy in the Santa Shoppe with the high power models. Your 8 year old paid for a $150-$200 laser? You can’t regulate stupidity anyway. The warnings are there.

  5. missourian says:

    CommentsI once told a high priced engineer that I would make him eat his laser if he ever pointed it in my face again, and if it wouldnt fit his mouth I would find another orifice to cram it in. I do believe he got the message!!

  6. lolz says:

    I recently bought the Spyder III Arctic laser. Hasn’t arrived yet, but it’s going to be awesome! If you haven’t seen it already…it’s proof that real life IS becoming more and more like Star Wars.

  7. Amy says:

    Pardon my stupidity, but why would one WANT/need a high powered laser?

  8. jenny tries too hard says:

    It has something to do with a Y chromosome, Amy.

  9. bob says:

    Which, incidentally, looks like
    this.

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