Parents needn’t worry that fallen idol Miley Cyrus has moved away from her teenybopper roots, because heartthrob Justin Bieber is right there to pick up the slack. Yes, while Hannah Montana items were once ubiquitous at Wal*Mart, soon you’ll find in their place Justin Bieber nail polish – just in time for Christmas. Get it? Justin, just in time? Thud.
The 16-year-old boy wonder has “designed” six new shades of nail polish for Nicole by OPI that will be sold exclusively at Wal*Mart stores beginning in December, then shooting out to the broader retail market by February. The colors, named after Bieber tracks, are: One Less Lonely Glitter (lavender), Prized Possession Purple (grape), Give Me The First Dance (silver), Me + Blue (dark blue), OMB! (bright red), and Step 2 the Beat of My Heart (heart-shaped glitter).
Remember, ladies: all the finest beauty products have a number in the title. Your new Step 2 the Beat of My Heart nail polish and got2b hair gel are best topped by a splash of Chanel No. 5.
Will you buy your kids Bieber polish for the holidays?
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