Kids say (or write, in this case) the darndest things. And this kid is exceptionally awesome.
Read this kid’s epic and hilarious letter to a weatherman that visited their school.
It doesn’t get much better than this, really:
“Dear Mr. Ramon,
Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.
Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn an the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames. And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.
P.S. Look on back for a drawing.”
Flint holds up his charming ways with an illustration that includes a unicorn delivering doughnuts on his horn to the meteorologist.
Pretty dang sweet, indeed.