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Knocked Up and Making $240 an Hour

cellI soooooo called the wrong number. Earlier today I was making a call to a banker. I absentmindedly dialed the number while either checking my email or looking at Facebook…or both.  Expecting to hear the dulcet tones of a banking representative I heard the following message… “hey baby, looking for something different? Do you want to talk to a horny pregnant girl? You pick the girl either a few weeks pregnant or way past their due date.”

As soon as I heard the breathy scripted tone, I should have been figured it out. But it took me a couple seconds. I had to hang up and hit redial just to make sure I wasn’t hearing things. And sure enough, it’s a phone sex service for the knocked up and naughty. The voice continued to say ” You can go all the way, give it to me now…your credit card number that is…” So, how much does it cost to talk to a pregnant woman on the telephone? It’s $4.99 to initiate the call and then $3.99 per minute after that.  I bet plenty of pregnant women wouldn’t mind talking on the phone at a rate of $240 an hour. Although women during pregnancy can be quite randy, most would probably rather talk their swollen ankles, wacky food cravings and pondering aloud if she’ll end up with stretch marks. Not the sexiest of conversations to be sure.

For $240 an hour, would you a pregnant phone sex worker?

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