When you can take a shot at abstinence-only education, the former Governor of Alaska and vice-presidential runner-up and shill shelled nuts all in one blow, you must be some kind of genius. Or Levi Johnston.
Still cashing in on a very tenuous definition of fame, Johnston has been hired by the Wonderful Pistachios people (not an overstated adjective. the brand name is “Wonderful”) to sell their nuts with some double entendre.
Whenever you can boil down a complicated, hot-button social issue into a nut commercial, you’ve scored a win.