Lifetime's 'Dance Moms' Returns in June ... and the Preview Is Cray!

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Welcome to hell, children!

Season 3 of Lifetime’s train wreck reality show Dance Moms will begin airing in June, and from the looks of the sneak preview video below, it’s going to be the hottest of messes. One of the moms, Kelly, loses her ish and yanks her kids out of the company, telling instructor Abby Lee Miller, “Good luck making your bills without my tuition. Cuz you won’t be making them,” followed by, “Stop eating! That’s why you’re fat!”

Damn. Take a look:

What kills me is how clearly fake the animosity is between the two adult women (look at that smile leak at :20, or is that an evil grin?). They’re happy hamming it up for the cameras, but Kelly’s daughter, Paige, looks legitimately upset by the whole thing. Of course she is! Her mother just yanked her out of dance class! My mother did the exact same thing to me when I was in high school and I’ll never forget the sting! (Pivot turn, fall to the ground….) Who does this to their children? I don’t understand it. It’s one thing to engage in this kind of drama in your personal life, and then a whole ‘nuther to televise it. Y’uns should know better.