Meet Andrew: America's Most Racist Kidcarolyncastiglia
Wonkette just posted a heartbreaking video of a young boy identified only as Andrew (for soon to be obvious reasons) who hosts his very own YouTube show. What’s his show about, you ask? Tween culture? Sort of. He does review Marmaduke. Politics? Kinda. He shouts out a book he found in the children’s section of the library about Barack Obama.
Mostly, though, it’s about his fear of Mexicans and Black people. That’s right, for eight episodes now, Andrew has been at the helm of a video series “for all the white kids out there” wherein he spews propaganda taught to him by The White Nationalist Movement.
I’ve dealt with openly racist adults – and children – before. Back in 2005, I wrote a very short blog post about then prominent twin, tween duo Prussian Blue, who were famous for their white supremacist tunes. In response to my post, their mother sent the National Vanguard to swarm my blog, leaving over 180 comments about what a race traitor I was and how they hoped my baby would die. (Charmed, I’m sure.) The girls of Prussian Blue turned 18 this summer, and according to research done by Associated Content contributor Rachel Wellersdick, the twins, Lynx and Lamb, “seem to be back to using their biological father’s surname… so that they can’t be as easily traced back to their mother’s controversial political endeavors,” and have listed on various websites that they are interested in Buddhism and music made by black folks. Hallelujah.
What the future holds for our young Andrew here, I can’t say. I can say, however, that it’s obvious this otherwise precious little boy is just parroting the viewpoints of the adults around him. Not only does he have trouble making cogent points (possibly due to his age, though I’d like to think that’s his soul somehow fighting back against his corrupted brain), he can’t cowwectly pwonounce his r’s. Which makes him the most adorable little wacist that’s evew lived.
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