It’s hard to imagine that there’s now an app, Unbaby.Me, that will swap out baby pictures on Facebook for things like pieces of bacon or wild animals because some people really can’t stand to see your kid’s face covered in chocolate or your toddler asleep on the toilet.
At the same time, it’s not exactly news that some people aren’t automatically enthralled with your children’s photos, or your family in real life, either. No matter what some moms do to ensure their offspring do no harm, they are guilty anyway before a crime has even been committed.
We might think we birthed the most darling boys and girls on the planet, but the planet often has different ideas about us and our little ones regardless.
Here are some mom fantasies, followed by the reality:
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