Oh, Twitter. You keep bringing us the funny. Of course, you also keep bringing us a tidal wave of One Direction fandom, so don’t get too excited about yourself. Also, I am sadly disappointed in your lack of Fresh Prince references today. I mean, come onnnnnnnn. It was so obvious.
Now that the Royal Baby is here, it’s time to bring you the latest and greatest of the funniest #RoyalBaby Tweets!
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I like how Mother Nature just starts things off with meconium, just to freak out new parents a little extra. 2 of 13
He's in the military. He's probably changing the diaper and devising a way to use meconium as some kind of weapon and/or armor.
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Um, can I get a calculator or something? 3 of 13
I have a converter app on my phone, but it's not helping at all.
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Even Doof got in on it. 4 of 13
Related: more people need to start naming their babies Perry. Think how fun it would be to constantly be saying, "Oh, there you are, Perry."
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Best Lion King tweet of the day. 5 of 13
"Well, I was first in line, until the little hairball was born."
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We can all believe. 6 of 13
Seriously, this baby needs an ‘edge.’ 7 of 13
Otherwise, this baby has no hope of getting into a good college and landing some sort of decent job.
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FINALLY. Thank you. 8 of 13
I have been waiting allllllll day for a good Fresh Prince reference.
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To be fair, I think someone else did that for her. 9 of 13
Did anyone else notice that the town crier or whoever that was that announced the baby's birth looked an awful lot like Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles?
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The more you know. 10 of 13
Don't even ask about the circumcision.
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Oh, I think it’s *quite* relevant, actually. 11 of 13
Full moon? Are you kidding me? I think I know what the BBC reporter was trying to say.
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Now we’re getting somewhere. 12 of 13
Dude. It's a #RoyalWerewolf.
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Needs more nerdly references. 13 of 13
This Twitter users bills himself as "the biggest nerd you'll ever meet." But I have to ask, who's the bigger nerd, this guy -- or me, for wishing he had tied in a David Tennant-->Harry Potter-->Remus Lupin reference somehow?
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You can read the first batch of 13 of the funniest #RoyalBaby tweets here.