Some doses have arrived, but there isn’t enough for everyone yet. There should be enough for everyone by mid-October. Maybe. Anyone else confused? I’m going to keep bathing in Purell for now.
Lady GaGa was on Saturday Night Live, apparently. Do you care? I don’t think I care. Madonna was there as well. Nope, still don’t care.
This whole Letterman thing is heating up. One of the affairs Dave had was with a former assistant named Stephanie Birkitt, who once described her boss as “just playful” in an interview. She also appeared on The Late Show in a number of skits over the years. Here are a couple of them:
‘Zombieland’ ate the brains of its competition at the box office this weekend, taking in $25 million. Sadly, Drew Barrymore’s roller derby movie ‘Whip It’ came in sixth, with only $6.5 million. Haven’t seen it but it looks funny. And I like Drew. She was awfully cute in E.T.:
Somewhat short Morning News today, I have to go get my flu shot. But not my swine flu shot. That’ll come later. Maybe.