Motivational Posters for the Geek Parent

Whether you’re a geek, or your kid is a geek, or you’ve got a whole family of little geeklings, you may find some of these posters helpful. Like especially the one about the toilet not actually being an entry point to Harry Potter’s “Ministry of Magic.”

Speaking of Harry Potter and toilets, why are all the bathrooms at Hogwarts so freaking dangerous? Inquiring minds want to know.

Feel free to print and post these helpful reminders around the house!

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  • Mommy Mind Trick 1 of 14
    Mommy Mind Trick
    I'm sure Daddy can find the cereal if he looks hard enough.
  • I know he fights crime at night. 2 of 14
    I know he fights crime at night.
    But you have school in the morning.
  • Slay that test. 3 of 14
    Slay that test.
    Also, if you happen to see Xander, tell him I said "hi."
  • I don’t think ‘fast force’ extra will work, either. 4 of 14
    I don't think 'fast force' extra will work, either.
    You'll have to haul the cans down the driveway like a non-Jedi.
  • Just sayin’. 5 of 14
    Just sayin'.
    Or maybe I gave you too much asthma medicine? Either way, something's not right when you're literally climbing the walls.
  • Yes, that includes vacuuming. 6 of 14
    Yes, that includes vacuuming.
    You missed some Cheetos crumbs over there.
  • Grandpa is totally fun, right? 7 of 14
    Grandpa is totally fun, right?
    We can make him a new walker out of Legos.
  • Even if you call this a ‘sandbox’ game. 8 of 14
    Even if you call this a 'sandbox' game.
    Why yes, I am still going to make you play outside.
  • Do you know the Aguamenti charm? 9 of 14
    Do you know the Aguamenti charm?
    Maybe you could use it to clean the floor around the john.
  • Oh my. 10 of 14
    Oh my.
    Your room smells like socks.
  • No, that’s *not* what phones looked like when I was a kid. 11 of 14
    No, that's *not* what phones looked like when I was a kid.
    Okay, maybe it is.
  • Assignment notebook would be helpful too. 12 of 14
    Assignment notebook would be helpful too.
    Also that permission slip the teacher handed out last week.
  • It will be so kawaii! 13 of 14
    It will be so kawaii!
    Also less stinky.
  • Just kidding! 14 of 14
    Just kidding!
    Not really.

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