Never In A Million Years: 25 Things Twitter Moms Swear They'll NEVER Do
When Babble asked parents on Twitter to share the things they’d “never in a million years” do now that they’re parents, replies poured in from dozens of moms (and a few dads, too.)
The #neverinamillionyears tweets ranged from sweet to surprising to reassuringly sensible: it turns out a lot of us have realized that as a parent, saying “never” is a dangerous act.
Here’s a slideshow of 25 of the funny, controversial and just-plain-common-sense things parents swore they’ll NEVER do:

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What would you “never in a million years” do now that you’re a parent?
You know you’re a Dad if… find out with this top 10 checklist!



I don’t know how many times we have to tell you–we hate the slideshow format.
Yes, and there isn’t any reason for this to be in slideshow format. There aren’t even pictures. Although when there are pictures, they are rarely necessary or interesting anyway.
what parents never do…click through the slideshow.