Have a kid, they said.
It will change your life, they said.
Babies smell so good, they said.
My children are my reason for living, they said.
It all may be true enough but how come they never told me about this?!
Withholding information is the same as lying. Liars! You’re all liars and I’m holding you personally responsible for the nail polish on my brand new duvet.
Thumbpress.com recently compiled an epic photo collection of the worst kid messes you’ve ever seen so I thought I’d share a few over here and then direct you back to thumnpress for the rest. Warning: you will flinch several times over the images you’re about to see.
… 1 of 10
No Regret 2 of 10
I regret nothing! I would do it all over again in a second!
Fun Toys! 3 of 10
How come you've been hiding these gift-wrapped toys under the sink?
Budding Artist 4 of 10
Mom! I drew a picture of your mood! Come see!
Just Moisturizing 5 of 10
What? I'm moisturizing.
Who, Us? 6 of 10
Are you mad? You're not mad. Are you mad?
Uh-Oh 7 of 10
I've done nothing wrong, I swear!
Danger Boy 8 of 10
This. Is. AWESOME.
They’re hiding because they know it’s about to get real up in here 9 of 10
Mom! We made you a protein shake! Come See!
You flinched, didn’t you? 10 of 10
My nails are so pretty! See?
All images used with permission from thumbpress.com
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