On Screen Junkies, host Hal Rudnick got Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, and Sam Rockwell to read lines of dialogue from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, as if they were auditioning for a role in a Honey Boo Boo movie.
The actors, who were promoting their new movie Seven Psychopaths, put their formidable talents to use playing the parts.
Warning: it’s a little disturbing to see Colin Farrell utter the words, “if you fart 12 to 15 times a day, you can lose a lot of weight.” I mean, like, disturbing enough that you’re actually distracted from his hotness. Plus, I don’t know what the hell kind of accent he’s trying to do, but it’s weird.
Also, Christopher Walken says the phrase “va-jiggle jaggle.”
Neither of those things are as disturbing as watching Hal Rudnick make “sketti sauce” by mixing ketchup and melted butter together, though.
Enjoy the clip, below.
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