Oscar Red Carpet: The Best & Worst Dressed According to a 6-Year-Old (Photos)

Angelina Jolie at the Oscars

My six-year-old daughter loves fashion. And this kindergartner? She is opinionated…like really opinionated. She has no qualms about sharing her enthusiasm or disdain for what she likes and doesn’t like. So what better use of a Sunday evening than having her watch the Oscar red carpet and give her take on what Hollywood’s royalty wore from Angelina Jolie, to Meryl Streep to Emma Stone.

My daughter has no idea who any of these actresses are, doesn’t know the name of a single designer and hasn’t seen any of the movies nominated (except for The Muppets). She watched the Oscars red carpet from a clean slate – it was purely about the dresses.

So, what did she think of the gowns? Check out her take on the best and worst dressed from Academy Awards – who looked like a swan and who looked like a spider – right here:

(above: Angelina Jolie -“It’s sorta pretty. But I don’t like how it’s cut in the front and her leg sticks out. That’s weird.”)

  • Gwyneth Paltrow 1 of 18
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    "It's awesome! She looks like she's really clean. She looks like a swan but that cape thing is sorta weird. Like superhero weird."
  • Maya Rudolph 2 of 18
    Maya Rudolph
    "I really really like this one. It's purple and has sparkles. How could I NOT LIKE a dress that is purple and has sparkles?"
  • Sandra Bullock 3 of 18
    Sandra Bullock
    "It's okay. It looks like it's a dress that is day and night. But I like the night part better."
  • Viola Davis 4 of 18
    Viola Davis
    "That's a really, really, really, really, really cool dress. It looks really, really awesome. It reminds me of a lily pad."
  • Natalie Portman 5 of 18
    Natalie Portman
    "It's really really pretty. It reminds me of fire."
  • Michelle Williams 6 of 18
    Michelle Williams
    "I already saw this dress on another girl." (she thought it was the same one that Natalie Portman wore). "I like it though but her hair is too short. "
  • Penelope Cruz 7 of 18
    Penelope Cruz
    "Oh my! She looks so AWESOME. She looks perfect."
  • Milla Jovovich 8 of 18
    Milla Jovovich
    "She looks like she is covered in ice. She looks like an ice princess."
  • Rose Byrne 9 of 18
    Rose Byrne
    "She looks scary. Kind of weird. She looks like a spider."
  • Melissa McCarthy 10 of 18
    Melissa McCarthy
    "I like the color. I love the color. But the dress is too big. It's way, way too big."
  • Emma Stone 11 of 18
    Emma Stone
    "She looks like a present with that big bow. A Christmas present."
  • Tina Fey 12 of 18
    Tina Fey
    "It's really cool but it looks like she is wearing a skirt under a dress."
  • Rooney Mara 13 of 18
    Rooney Mara
    "It's okay I guess. It's kinda weird. I would never wear a dress like that. It doesn't look like it would be comfortable."
  • Busy Philipps 14 of 18
    Busy Philipps
    "Why does she look so mad? I don't really like the dress. I saw too many dresses that were black. She should have worn a color."
  • Meryl Streep 15 of 18
    Meryl Streep
    "It's gold and sparkly! I love it. I want a gold and sparkly dress. Can we get me one?"
  • Jane Seymour 16 of 18
    Jane Seymour
    "It's really pretty. I like it because it is so shiny. She looks like a flower."
  • Cameron Diaz 17 of 18
    Cameron Diaz
    "It's really cool! Actually it's just cool. Umm, not really cool." Big pause. "Okay, it's not cool. It's boring."
  • Jennifer Lopez 18 of 18
    Jennifer Lopez
    "I like the stripes. But it has holes in it. She looks like one of those building column things."



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