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Politically Incorrect Ecards: For the Very Worst Mom in All of Us


You're quite welcome

Admit it — they are things you think around and about your kids that you would never dare say to them.

Well, don’t worry. The hilarious but seriously disturbed folks over at SomeECards.com (“When you care enough to hit send”) have said it for you — and in a better, more sarcastic and much meaner way than you could have ever said it (if you were to say it, that is, but you know you just wouldn’t).

Warning: These cards range from chuckle-worthy to really wrong. They’re all funny, but seriously, some are just wrong.

Take a look and have your guttural laugh for the day. Don’t worry; we won’t tell anyone — especially your kids.

  • Parenting goes better with alcohol 1 of 10
    Parenting goes better with alcohol
    "Yes, my child, but keep in mind it takes an entire litre of vodka and a handful of valium to tolerate you."
  • Oh no she di’int 2 of 10
    Oh no she di'int
    "Right, I didn't. Always remember that."
  • You’re quite welcome 3 of 10
    You're quite welcome
    "Just don't make me regret it."
  • At least I didn’t say ‘comatose’ 4 of 10
    At least I didn't say 'comatose'
    "Call it whatever you want. My happiest time of day is when you're not awake."
  • On second thought . . . 5 of 10
    On second thought . . .
    "Who are we kidding? Of course it is."
  • Sperm Donor Deluxe 6 of 10
    Sperm Donor Deluxe
    "I promise to divorce you amicably one day if you promise not to hide the bulk of your wealth in the Caymans the moment I file."
  • How’d he get so damn smart? 7 of 10
    How'd he get so damn smart?
    "Thanks, you smug little bastard. Glad all those video games really paid off. Your future is . . . still quite dim"
  • It’s funny because it’s true 8 of 10
    It's funny because it's true
    "No offense, kids."
  • What goes around comes around 9 of 10
    What goes around comes around
    "Don't worry, love, it'll be my turn to do it to you as soon as you're old enough to be scarred for life."
  • He’s not nearly as dumb as he looks 10 of 10
    He's not nearly as dumb as he looks
    "Congratulations! You're back in the will."

For tons more politically incorrect — and just plain wrong — eCards, hop on over to SomeECards.com.

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