The sound you hear? It’s a little piece of your soul dying. Because The Lorax, the fuzzy Seussian guy who speaks for the trees, is now also speaking for Mazda SUVs.
1. Hollywood can think of nothing new, and
2. Nothing is sacred,
it only goes to follow that we’ll be seeing more movies based on children’s classics, and more promotional tie-ins. And everyone knows the only way to stretch a 15-minute picture book into a 75-minute feature film is to pack it with product placements!
Here are my predictions for more sad and twisted tie-ins for your beloved children’s classics. Remember, you heard it here first.