Hahahaha… you guys… I just saw the most hilarious YouTube video! It stars comedian Rick Perry talking about how “something is wrong in this country when gays can openly serve in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas.” Hahahahaha — hilarious, right? I mean, who can’t openly celebrate Christmas? I’m pretty sure we’ve been doing so as a nation since the day after Halloween. I love satire!
Wait, what? It’s not satire? Rick Perry isn’t a comedian? He’s an actual presidential contender? Still? Even though he can’t remember any of his actual policy ideas? Oh. Oops. My bad. Well, you should totes watch this video anyway and laugh — then puke: