#6 Rosemary’s Baby
- You know you’ve played, “Tickle the baby with a knife” before.
Satan’s spawn, need I say more? Worst part, Satan is totally a deadbeat dad.
For those of you who have not caught this David Lynch classic, Eraserhead is essentially a feature-length safe sex PSA. According to Wikipedia:
“Henry (the protagonist) is cornered by Mary’s mother and told that Mary has just had a baby after an abnormally short pregnancy. Henry is then obliged to marry her.
Mary and the baby move into Henry’s one-room apartment. The baby is hideously deformed and has an amphibious appearance: a large snout-nose with slit nostrils, a pencil-thin neck, eyes on the sides of its head, no ears and a limbless body covered in bandages. It continually whines throughout the night.”
Yep, this is horror movie about having babies. See for yourself: (check in at the :26 mark)
Got anyone who needs to kick the habit? I suggest hiring this demonic, ceiling-crawling heroin nightmare baby. Helped me give up Sweet & Low.
For more scary babies, hit up Funny or Die.