It’s one thing to dress little girls up like big girls. Especially when they’re dressed like big girls who wear little clothes, as in: next to no clothes. No more sexy cats for Halloween! Bring back the cute kitten costumes!
It’s a whole other — and almost equally gross — thing, however, when big girls dress like little girls. It takes infantilizing to a whole new, super-creepy level.
There’s a site that sells sexy Sesame Street costumes for grown women. Sales of the sexy Big Bird costume have reportedly spiked more than 500 percent since the first presidential debate. However, surely there must be better ways to show support for federal funding for public television.
Take a look (but be warned — you’ll never think of Oscar the Grouch the same way again):
Sexy Bert 1 of 6Because nothing oozes sexy like a uni-brow.
Sexy Ernie 2 of 6Two men sharing a room with two separate beds? Sexy time!
Sexy Elmo 3 of 6Tickle me already, will you?
Sexy Cookie Monster 4 of 6Mmmmmm...Me want bite of cookie.
Sexy Big Bird 5 of 6Come on over and ruffle my feathers, won't you?
Sexy Oscar the Grouch 6 of 6You know you want to help me turn this frown upside down.
Photo credits: Yandy.com
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