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St. Patrick's Day Jokes and Riddles For Kids

Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!

St. Patrick’s Day is here and much of America is likely already loaded on Guinness. Unless you’re a parent – in which case you’re probably loaded on some energy drink or the other.

The other day I shared 6 Ways To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with your kids Today, I’ve culled the internet for some  jokes and riddles to keep the little ones entertained.  These should keep them rolling on the floor with laughter during dinner time.  Hilarious, I tell you.  Hilarious.

Q:  What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?

A:  Paddy O’ Furniture

Q:  What do you call a fake stone in Irish?

A:  A sham rock

Q:  Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?

A:  Because they’re always wearing green

Q:  When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato

A:  When it’s a French fry

Q:  What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?

A:  A jolly, green giant

Q:  What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?

A:  A leper con

Q:  How did the Irish jig get started?

A:  Too much to drink and not enough bathrooms

Q:  How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A:  He’s Dublin over with laughter

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish Who?

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Thanks folks, I’ll be here all night.  Don’t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses, that’s a tough gig on St. Paddy’s Day!

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