A teddy bear that showed up in a mystery package to a California toy store wasn’t made for a little girl in Mary Janes – it was chock full of Mary Jane.
The two-foot tall bear was stuffed with three vacuum sealed packages of pot, according to the Orange County Register.
Destined for Colorado, its return address was listed as Toy Town, the toy store where the box showed up in the pre-Christmas deliveries. Only the store owner told the paper it wasn’t his. He reported the “mix-up” to police after realizing the bear felt “hard and crinkly.”
Responding deputies recovered three ten-inch by ten-inch packages of pot. Kind of makes that placenta bear seem cuddly in comparison, doesn’t it?
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