Tuesday and Wednesday’s hot hashtag on twitter was #ScaryMovieRulesToLiveBy, we picked through the thousands and came up with the best ten tweets. Through the collective wisdom of twitter, you should be able to elude almost any psycho murderer that comes after you. Or, at the very least, know that you are doomed.
The top tweet was “Don’t Be Black, You Die First.” Which is ironic because I couldn’t find a single image from a movie of a black person dying. I think (hope?) that is an old movie cliché that has been passed over for all sorts of new and innovative ways to kill off non-main characters.
What movie rules did we miss? Are there any diehard horror fans out there that are women over 30? It is one of those genres that ~literally~ leaves me cold.