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The 15 Funniest Father’s Day Cards from Someecards

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Happy Father's Day!

You guys, Father’s Day is this weekend! Can you believe it?! It feels like Mother’s Day was just like a month ago! Fathers seem to get short shrift compared to the pampering mothers receive on their special day, don’t they? It’s hard to know what to get the dad in your life, whether it’s your father or the father of your children. But rest assured, Someecards has got hilarious messages of love and gratitude you can send to the man in your life. And some greetings for the father you wish had been in your life. Or the man you stalk who you wish would be in your future child’s life. Take a look:

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  • For my Dad 1 of 15
    For my Dad
    ...who always knew my ex-husband was a little too into his books and his highlighters and not enough into human beings.
  • Throw your hands up at me! 2 of 15
    Throw your hands up at me!
    Thanks, Dad!
  • Sock it to ‘em, Dad! 3 of 15
    Sock it to 'em, Dad!
    Yeah, millions of people around the world are wrong CUZ THEY'RE NOT 'MERICAN! Why don't you bend this like Beckham, huh?
  • Small Wonder 4 of 15
    Small Wonder
    Your children love you!
  • Fore you, Dad! 5 of 15
    Fore you, Dad!
    This card fits you to a tee! It's a hole in one! Something about balls!
  • #realtalk 6 of 15
    #realtalk
    You get sexier with every stretch mark.
  • Hahahahaha… 7 of 15
    Hahahahaha...
    Oh, it's funny cuz it's true.
  • CAN YOU HEAR ME, GRANDPA? 8 of 15
    CAN YOU HEAR ME, GRANDPA?
    WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, YOU'RE LAZY, YOU OLD BASTARD! GO BACK TO SLEEP!
  • For my Baby Daddy 9 of 15
    For my Baby Daddy
    Whichever one you are.
  • Too Legit 10 of 15
    Too Legit
    ...to quit loving you, Dad!
  • For my biological father… 11 of 15
    For my biological father...
    ...may he rest in sleaze. (Just kidding! I don't even know if he's dead - I've never met him! Hey-oh!)
  • Oops… 12 of 15
    Oops...
    Maybe next year I'll add macaroni!
  • Secret Admirer 13 of 15
    Secret Admirer
    Call me.........
  • Haha! 14 of 15
    Haha!
    Dancing bear!
  • You know…. 15 of 15
    You know....
    ...the one you used to tell me when we were walking to school uphill both ways?

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