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The 25 Most Outrageous Gifts for the Kid Who Has Everything (Except a Credit Limit)

Crazy gift list

Is there such thing as a gift too precious for your precious one?

If your kids are already making out their Christmas or Hanukkah lists, be sure to check them twice to ensure none of these are on there. Unless you have thousands (or hundreds of thousands — or in some cases, millions) of dollars to spare. In which case, I’ll take two of each, please.

The total cost of this very, very special holiday gift list for the very, very special child in your life?

$13,165,561.23

Take a look and see, if you even had the money, whether you would ever buy any of these for your kids:

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  • Diamond Pacifier 1 of 25
    Diamond Pacifier
    Forget being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. That's so gauche. Nothing less than 3 carats (or 278 pave set diamonds) will do for your little dah-ling, n'est-ce pas?
    Price Tag: $17,000
    If you're a sucker for your little sucker, you can buy the diamond-studded sucking device here
  • Fantasy Coach 2 of 25
    Fantasy Coach
    Is there anything you won't do to ensure your child has sweet dreams? Because nothing says sleep tight louder than the most expensive bed — ever.
    Price Tag: $47,000
    Make sure the bed bugs don't bite by buying your Cinderella coach here
  • Dream Folly Yurt 3 of 25
    Dream Folly Yurt
    If your little princess (or prince) has the most exquisite bed for indoor use, it only stands to reason she (or he) should sleep comfortably, and in style, in the great outdoors as well.
    Price Tag: $75,000
    Help them become one with nature here
  • Grand Victorian Playhouse 4 of 25
    Grand Victorian Playhouse
    And while they're outside, they should have options. After all, what real estate tycoon-in-training is complete without multiple houses on the compound?
    Price Tag: $19,000
    Allow your child to realize his or her inner real estate mogul here
  • Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House 5 of 25
    Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House
    If you child is less lover and more pilferer, only a pirate club house will do.
    Price Tag: $20,500
    Get it for your little matey here
  • Red Beard’s Revenge Pirate Ship Playhouse 6 of 25
    Red Beard's Revenge Pirate Ship Playhouse
    Options, people. It's all about the pirate options.
    Price Tag: $52,000
    Because one pirate ship is never enough, get this other one here
  • Edible Gingerbread Playhouse 7 of 25
    Edible Gingerbread Playhouse
    A kid's gotta play. And, you know, eat.
    Price Tag: $15,000 (includes free shipping!)
    Get your gingerbread while it's hot
  • Bonzini Babyfoot Barbie Foosball Table 8 of 25
    Bonzini Babyfoot Barbie Foosball Table
    Will Barbie really risk chipping a well-manicured toenail? There's only one way to find out.
    Price Tag: $24,999.99
    Barbie Foosball is on sale here
  • Barbie Rocks Vintage Pendant Pink Sapphires 9 of 25
    Barbie Rocks Vintage Pendant Pink Sapphires
    Can the little doll in your life ever have enough Barbie?
    Price Tag: $3,600
    Get your Barbie gems here
  • Jeweled Classic Etch-A-Sketch 10 of 25
    Jeweled Classic Etch-A-Sketch
    Because the classic red plastic one is so, well, red and plastic.
    Price Tag: $1,499.99
    The bejeweled Etch-A-Sketch is available by special order only
  • Mechanical Noah’s Ark 11 of 25
    Mechanical Noah's Ark
    Don't just have your kid study the Bible. Let your kid BE the Bible.
    Price Tag: $2,399.99
    Get on board here
  • Lamborghini Aventador Toy Car 12 of 25
    Lamborghini Aventador Toy Car
    Why buy a real one when you can spend millions on a toy version? Or, um, something like that.
    Price Tag: $4.8 million
    Get your motor running (or not, as the case may be) here
  • Tom Burr Table-Tennis Table 13 of 25
    Tom Burr Table-Tennis Table
    Regular ping-pong tables are so, well, army green. Take it up a notch for your future Navratilova, Evert, McEnroe or Roddick. Or several thousand notches.
    Price Tag: $45,000
    The table-tennis table is available here
  • iPad Case with Dinosaur Bones 14 of 25
    iPad Case with Dinosaur Bones
    Sure, you can get your kid an iPad. But what will make the gift special and unique is the case. With dinosaur bones (the thigh bone of a 65-million-year-old Tyrannosaurus rex, to be exact). Oh yeah, it's also set in 24-carat gold and encrusted with 53 flawless diamonds. You might want to find somewhere to write your kid's name on it in the event it gets lost.
    Price Tag: $8 million
    Get it here
  • Ride-On Buffalo 15 of 25
    Ride-On Buffalo
    If your kids are more Western than prehistoric, how about one of these?
    Price Tag: $2,668
    Giddyup and get one here
  • Burberry Leather Dress 16 of 25
    Burberry Leather Dress
    Because nothing screams classic childhood like a leather dress for toddlers.
    Price Tag: $750
    The leather dress is available here
  • Custom Couture 17 of 25
    Custom Couture
    If off-the-rack clothes are too, well, common for your cuties, why not let them go couture and design their own clothes?
    Price Tag: Varies
    If they can dream it, they can wear it — here
  • D&G Ballet Flats 18 of 25
    D&G Ballet Flats
    It's all about the accessories, even in the lunchroom. Especially in the lunchroom.
    Price Tag: $485
    Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize here
  • Gucci Rolling Backpack 19 of 25
    Gucci Rolling Backpack
    A little something to carry it all in.
    Price Tag: $1,690
    On sale here
  • Hermes Coloring Book 20 of 25
    Hermes Coloring Book
    It's the least expensive item on this list, but just assume your kids will only write in it with 24-carat gold pencils, natch.
    Price Tag: $135
    Get your copy here
  • Lost In Space B-9 Robot 21 of 25
    Lost In Space B-9 Robot
    Chances are that no kid today has even seen "Lost in Space," but a 6 ½ foot remote-controlled robot is just awesome anyway. You know, if automatons are your thing.
    Price Tag: $24,500
    Go back to the future here
  • Tiffany Piggy Bank in Sterling Silver 22 of 25
    Tiffany Piggy Bank in Sterling Silver
    At only 4.75" high, there's no chance what's inside could be worth more than what the bank itself costs. But there is no minimum age to appreciate a little blue box from Tiffany.
    Price Tag: $1,350
    Get your oink on here
  • Color Dogs Canvas Prints II, Set of Four 23 of 25
    Color Dogs Canvas Prints II, Set of Four
    It's not a Warhol, but even the most prominent art collectors need to start somewhere.
    Price Tag: $1,200
    Because it's cheaper than buying your kids a seat on the board at MOMA, get them a copy here
  • Morgan Pedal Car 24 of 25
    Morgan Pedal Car
    Ensure your precious cargo gets from Point A to Point B in style. Ye Olde English style, that is.
    Price Tag: $5,788.26
    Buy one for your little lord or lady here
  • Silver Cross Balmoral Pram in Navy 25 of 25
    Silver Cross Balmoral Pram in Navy
    Is your wee one too wee to cruise around in a toy car? You can still let the world know how precious your cargo is. Because at nearly 4 grand, this stroller is seriously precocious, er, precious.
    Price Tag: $3,995
    Make sure your child is strolled around in high style here

 

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