The 25 Most Outrageous Gifts for the Kid Who Has Everything (Except a Credit Limit)
Is there such thing as a gift too precious for your precious one?
If your kids are already making out their Christmas or Hanukkah lists, be sure to check them twice to ensure none of these are on there. Unless you have thousands (or hundreds of thousands — or in some cases, millions) of dollars to spare. In which case, I’ll take two of each, please.
The total cost of this very, very special holiday gift list for the very, very special child in your life?
$13,165,561.23
Take a look and see, if you even had the money, whether you would ever buy any of these for your kids:
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Diamond Pacifier
Forget being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. That’s so gauche. Nothing less than 3 carats (or 278 pave set diamonds) will do for your little dah-ling, n’est-ce pas?
Price Tag: $17,000
If you're a sucker for your little sucker, you can buy the diamond-studded sucking device here -
Fantasy Coach
Is there anything you won’t do to ensure your child has sweet dreams? Because nothing says sleep tight louder than the most expensive bed — ever.
Price Tag: $47,000
Make sure the bed bugs don’t bite by buying your Cinderella coach here -
Dream Folly Yurt
If your little princess (or prince) has the most exquisite bed for indoor use, it only stands to reason she (or he) should sleep comfortably, and in style, in the great outdoors as well.
Price Tag: $75,000
Help them become one with nature here -
Grand Victorian Playhouse
And while they’re outside, they should have options. After all, what real estate tycoon-in-training is complete without multiple houses on the compound?
Price Tag: $19,000
Allow your child to realize his or her inner real estate mogul here -
Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House
If you child is less lover and more pilferer, only a pirate club house will do.
Price Tag: $20,500
Get it for your little matey here -
Red Beard's Revenge Pirate Ship Playhouse
Options, people. It’s all about the pirate options.
Price Tag: $52,000
Because one pirate ship is never enough, get this other one here -
Edible Gingerbread Playhouse
A kid’s gotta play. And, you know, eat.
Price Tag: $15,000 (includes free shipping!)
Get your gingerbread while it’s hot -
Bonzini Babyfoot Barbie Foosball Table
Will Barbie really risk chipping a well-manicured toenail? There’s only one way to find out.
Price Tag: $24,999.99
Barbie Foosball is on sale here -
Barbie Rocks Vintage Pendant Pink Sapphires
Can the little doll in your life ever have enough Barbie?
Price Tag: $3,600
Get your Barbie gems here -
Jeweled Classic Etch-A-Sketch
Because the classic red plastic one is so, well, red and plastic.
Price Tag: $1,499.99
The bejeweled Etch-A-Sketch is available by special order only -
Mechanical Noah's Ark
Don’t just have your kid study the Bible. Let your kid BE the Bible.
Price Tag: $2,399.99
Get on board here -
Lamborghini Aventador Toy Car
Why buy a real one when you can spend millions on a toy version? Or, um, something like that.
Price Tag: $4.8 million
Get your motor running (or not, as the case may be) here -
Tom Burr Table-Tennis Table
Regular ping-pong tables are so, well, army green. Take it up a notch for your future Navratilova, Evert, McEnroe or Roddick. Or several thousand notches.
Price Tag: $45,000
The table-tennis table is available here -
iPad Case with Dinosaur Bones
Sure, you can get your kid an iPad. But what will make the gift special and unique is the case. With dinosaur bones (the thigh bone of a 65-million-year-old Tyrannosaurus rex, to be exact). Oh yeah, it’s also set in 24-carat gold and encrusted with 53 flawless diamonds. You might want to find somewhere to write your kid’s name on it in the event it gets lost.
Price Tag: $8 million
Get it here -
Ride-On Buffalo
If your kids are more Western than prehistoric, how about one of these?
Price Tag: $2,668
Giddyup and get one here -
Burberry Leather Dress
Because nothing screams classic childhood like a leather dress for toddlers.
Price Tag: $750
The leather dress is available here -
Custom Couture
If off-the-rack clothes are too, well, common for your cuties, why not let them go couture and design their own clothes?
Price Tag: Varies
If they can dream it, they can wear it — here -
D&G Ballet Flats
It’s all about the accessories, even in the lunchroom. Especially in the lunchroom.
Price Tag: $485
Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize here -
Gucci Rolling Backpack
A little something to carry it all in.
Price Tag: $1,690
On sale here -
Hermes Coloring Book
It’s the least expensive item on this list, but just assume your kids will only write in it with 24-carat gold pencils, natch.
Price Tag: $135
Get your copy here -
Lost In Space B-9 Robot
Chances are that no kid today has even seen “Lost in Space,” but a 6 ½ foot remote-controlled robot is just awesome anyway. You know, if automatons are your thing.
Price Tag: $24,500
Go back to the future here -
Tiffany Piggy Bank in Sterling Silver
At only 4.75” high, there’s no chance what’s inside could be worth more than what the bank itself costs. But there is no minimum age to appreciate a little blue box from Tiffany.
Price Tag: $1,350
Get your oink on here -
Color Dogs Canvas Prints II, Set of Four
It’s not a Warhol, but even the most prominent art collectors need to start somewhere.
Price Tag: $1,200
Because it’s cheaper than buying your kids a seat on the board at MOMA, get them a copy here -
Morgan Pedal Car
Ensure your precious cargo gets from Point A to Point B in style. Ye Olde English style, that is.
Price Tag: $5,788.26
Buy one for your little lord or lady here -
Silver Cross Balmoral Pram in Navy
Is your wee one too wee to cruise around in a toy car? You can still let the world know how precious your cargo is. Because at nearly 4 grand, this stroller is seriously precocious, er, precious.
Price Tag: $3,995
Make sure your child is strolled around in high style here
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Tacky.
If money were no object, I would totally get that robot. Probably for my husband, though.
Wicked tacky!
Its sad that some kids actually think that these objects are necessary to have. What happened to playing outside and cheap toys and stuff.
Im twenty one with an eighteen month old and there is no way in hell i would let my daughter live that high end lifestyle even if we were millionaires!
Its sad that people let money become there whole life.
I hope i never become rich!
For real people buy these things for thier children … I want one of the playhouses!
everything else is absurd . but if i had money ill spend on that pirate play house.the first one =D the canopy where it has the caption let them be a one with nature is just plain stupid. lol i love when my son comes in dirty becuase he played alot =D